Ode to my Wife,the Scrapbooker Cropper

[Virginia]

Ode to my Wife,the Scrapbooker Cropper



She learned to crop on Monday,
Her shapes were going fine.
She forgot to thaw our dinner,
So we went out to dine...

She added diecuts on Tuesday,
She says they really are a must.
They actually were quite lovely,
But she forgot to dust...

On Wednesday it was stickers,
She says the designs are fun.
What highlights,what shadows!!
But the laundry wasn't done...

Her journaling was on Thursday,
With Pigma pens, including red.
I guess she really was engrossed,
She never made the bed..

It was more acid-free paper on Friday,
In colors that she adores.
It never bothered her at all,
The crumbs on the floor...

I found a maid on Saturday,
My week is now complete.
My wife can crop the hours away,
The house will still be neat...

Well, it's already Sunday,
But don't call me a great Pop.
I cursed! @#$, I raved *#@, I ranted!!!
The maid has learned to CROP!!!

[Saved]

Thanks Virginia! That is so true! Very Cute! <><

[irishshamrock]

How funny! That is just too cute, and oh so true at times. LOL!

[dutchgirl]

I still think it is funny though I've read it before!!!

[scrapinstl]

ROTFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
TFS!

[tristanznina]

Very cute!!!!!!

[navymom05]

Very nice Virginia, and oh how sometimes so true.

Thanks for posting it.

[Scrapvic]

Thanks for sharing... I'm going to have to send that to my dad... My mom wanted me to scrap her book of her trip to New York last fall... I told her that I would help her... but that she needed to learn aftre all of these years of my doing them. We started scrapping the first of April... and she has gone to town... I think my dad is ready to hang me up by my toenails for starting her into this habit... Vic

[Virginia]

;D Too funny Scrapvic. ;D
Angelique: I posted before at twopeas and u know where.
I got this from a group that I belong to in MSN. I wonder who wrote it?

[beth]

LOL ~ that is great ~ thanks for sharing

[Virginia]

You are welcome.
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[spenzalot]

Very Cute!

[Deleted]

Too true! We had an electrician at the house, and he happened to mention that his wife had started scrapbooking, so I told him where the good online shopping was...he even wrote it down to give to her! (He doesn't know what he's just done!)

[Virginia]

Don't worry Casunflower, he will find out soon enough...as soon as he gets his first credit card bill. ;D ;D

[navymom05]

I hope he gives her the list. That was nice of him.

Casunflower, spoken like a true scrapbooker glad you gave him places.

Betty/navymom05

[Virginia]

Bookmarked

[Dania]

Oh so very true! How cute that was. Thanks Virginia.

[Virginia]

Remember this?

[1whoscraps]

This was too funny. TFS!