Post by Karen W on Sept 14, 2011 21:57:09 GMT -5
I take no credit for this one:
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman: Are you sure? Vet: Yes. Woman: How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a Labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet: Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. Woman: $820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet: If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra.
Karen
Woman brings a duck to Vet. Vet says, Your duck is dead. Woman: Are you sure? Vet: Yes. Woman: How can you be sure you've done no tests. Vet brings in a Labrador retriever which sniffs the duck and shakes his head. Next, a cat which sniffs the bird and shakes its head. Vet: Sorry, but as I said your duck is dead. Vet hands woman a bill. Woman: $820 to tell me my duck is dead! Vet: If you had taken my word for it the bill would be $20 but Lab Reports and Cat Scans cost extra.
Karen
