Post by 1whoscraps on Dec 15, 2011 11:18:41 GMT -5
Sven was out shopping in the mall when he met his friend Ole outside the Jewelry Store. Ole noticed that Sven had a small gift-wrapped box in his hand.
Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks.
Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday
tomorrow And vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, “Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.
"So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks.
Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."
Vhat have you just purchased Sven?" Ole asks.
Vell, now that you've asked," replies Sven, "It's my Lena's birthday
tomorrow And vhen I asked her this morning vhat she vanted for her birthday, Lena said, “Oh, I dun know, dear, yust give me something with vots of diamonds.
"So vhat did you get her?" Ole asks.
Sven smirks and says, "I bought her a deck of cards."
