It's Tuesday - Joke for the day

[1whoscraps]

Alright ladies and gents this probably is my last humor post until I RTW in January.

If I don't make it back here until then I sincerely hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas with their families and friends and I wish all of you a most prosperous and happy New Year. All the best to you divas.

And now back to our reguarly scheduled program....

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter! ..
"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on the beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[AnnaMatrix]

Excellent, Leslie!!

Merry Christmas to you, too. Many thanks for bringing so much laughter into my life these past months. I look forward to reading your jokes at work - who can't use a good laugh there??! Gail

[Deleted]

Very funny!

Hurry back...I need entertainment during the week!

[Basketlady]

Have a blessed holiday, Leslie!

[joselle]

Leslie thanks for all the ;D
I'll be wating for more!!!!!
Best Wishes.

[actos]

Thanks so much Leslie. Like I said before My husband doesn't mind if I am on the computer if I tell him a joke once in awhile. He even asks was a joke posted today. Have a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Hugs, Deborah