Post by 1whoscraps on Jan 30, 2012 10:10:55 GMT -5
Three nuns decided to repaint their church's interior. They gathered all their paint and other supplies and were just about ready to start when one of them said, "How are we going to keep the paint off our habits?"
They thought for a while. Finally, one said, "Look -- we're the only ones here. Why don't we just get naked so we don't have to worry about it?"
They thought for a while and finally decided that, since no one else was around, it would be OK. Stripped naked, they were well underway when there came a knock at the church door. They immediately became alarmed, thinking that someone was going to see them nude.
"Who is it?" one of the nuns cried out cautiously. "It's the blind man," came the reply.
The nuns breathed a sigh of relief, now that their modesty would not be jeopardized. One of the nuns went to the door, opened it up, and said, "May I help you, sir?"
The man stared at the nun and said, "Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
They thought for a while. Finally, one said, "Look -- we're the only ones here. Why don't we just get naked so we don't have to worry about it?"
They thought for a while and finally decided that, since no one else was around, it would be OK. Stripped naked, they were well underway when there came a knock at the church door. They immediately became alarmed, thinking that someone was going to see them nude.
"Who is it?" one of the nuns cried out cautiously. "It's the blind man," came the reply.
The nuns breathed a sigh of relief, now that their modesty would not be jeopardized. One of the nuns went to the door, opened it up, and said, "May I help you, sir?"
The man stared at the nun and said, "Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
Gail
