You might be a RED NECK...if.....

[scrappinmomof4]

you use scissors to cut the grass around your pool that you couldnt get with the lawn mower......LOL


Yep....thats MEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Saved]

So Sorry, It is 2:21 and I can't sleep - Guilty conscience I think. I do not feel good about the things I put on this thread. I ask anyone who may of been offended to forgive my lack of sensitivity. I am no big goodie two shoes but I forgot my place and for what I stand for. Hope you all understand. I am not a Party Pooper in any way. Thanks everyone. Laura. <><

[scrappinmomof4]

Love that one....hey I am in South LA....that prob is true over here...this is the only place where you can be kin with the same person but on both sides of the family.......MMMMmmmmmm

[Pamela]

Cathy,

Your last post I shared with my DH and I think he is still laughing!!! He said that could apply in some ares of Arkansas as well.

Thanks for the chuckle ;D

[beth]

Too funny! Thanks for the LOL and visualization of that actually happening

[tristanznina]

Quit making fun of my relatives...





ROFL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Please see my post above. Laura. <><

[Saved]

Please see my post above. Laura. <><

[tristanznina]

As soon as I can find the pix of my redneck mansion, I will post it!

[Saved]

I have the picture Cheryle in photobucket but can't add it as image on the MB. Laura. <><

[Saved]

Please see my post above. Laura. <><

[navymom05]

Wow, you have made me laugh so hard. I wish I had something that good to come up with.

thanks for the good laugh. ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Saved]

I am giving this thread a rest so that Cheryle can put up her Mansion and others can make me laugh. I do hope we are not hurting anyone's feelings. Being Scottish there are tons of Jokes for that too. I am open game. This was all in fun and if anything is offensive please ask me to delete and I will gladly do so. Laura... <><

[Pamela]

In your divorce papers the only thing that needs dividing is Marlboro Miles.

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Thanks Pamela, You are so sweet and I am enjoying getting to know you. Laura. <><

[Virginia]

...Your grandfather died and left everything to his
widow. But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.

...The people on Jerry Springer's show remind you of your
neighbors.

...Your family tree has no forks.

...A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.

...Your child's first words were "Attention K-Mart
shoppers!" ;D

Redneck Pet Carrier

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Virginia are you still up? If so what time is it where you are? It is 2:33 Here!!! Laura. <><

[Virginia]

Jun 30, 2008 1:33:45 GMT -5 Saved said:

Virginia are you still up? If so what time is it where you are? It is 2:33 Here!!! Laura. <><

It was the same time here, I went to sleep yesterday at about 6:30pm and didn't wake up until almost 10:00pm so I was up until late.

[scrappinmomof4]

too funny....Laura didnt get to read what you put....but I am sure you didnt offend anyone....I mean have you ever heard Jeff Foxworthy LIVE....he really says some things that makes you go .......LOL


All is well....... ;D

[scrpnut]

you might be a redneck......if you put your tractor in the front yard and decorate it with christmas lights!!

yep 3yrs in a row, here.

[Pamela]

that reminds me of friends of ours that have bought every inflatable Christmas decoration that Walmart sells and places it the front yard. You can not even see the front of the house during the holiday's. They are a hoot