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Post by 1whoscraps on Aug 16, 2011 9:47:01 GMT -5
There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?
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Post by joselle on Aug 16, 2011 9:56:13 GMT -5
No one! he is dead and he can't swim
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Post by 1whoscraps on Aug 16, 2011 10:50:27 GMT -5
Ding..Ding..Ding..We have a winner!
Ok since it's so early in the day I will leave you with this cute joke.
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"
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Post by AnnaMatrix on Aug 16, 2011 11:53:00 GMT -5
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Post by joselle on Aug 16, 2011 14:27:00 GMT -5
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Post by Susan on Aug 16, 2011 21:07:14 GMT -5
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