Post by 1whoscraps on Aug 31, 2011 9:21:03 GMT -5
A salesman is trying to call a client.
The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, Hello.
SALESMAN: Is your mommy there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes.
SALESMAN: Can I speak with her?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) She's busy.
SALESMAN: Is your daddy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes.
SALESMAN: Can I speak with him?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) He's busy.
SALESMAN: Is there anyone else there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The fire department.
SALESMAN: Can I talk to one of them?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy.
SALESMAN: Is there anybody else there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The police department.
SALESMAN: Well, can I talk to one of them?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy.
SALESMAN: Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're looking for me
The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, Hello.
SALESMAN: Is your mommy there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes.
SALESMAN: Can I speak with her?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) She's busy.
SALESMAN: Is your daddy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) Yes.
SALESMAN: Can I speak with him?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) He's busy.
SALESMAN: Is there anyone else there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The fire department.
SALESMAN: Can I talk to one of them?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy.
SALESMAN: Is there anybody else there?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) The police department.
SALESMAN: Well, can I talk to one of them?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're busy.
SALESMAN: Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?
LITTLE BOY: (whisper) They're looking for me
