Post by 1whoscraps on Sept 2, 2011 17:54:34 GMT -5
Ok I am very late today with this
A man looks out his backyard window and sees a gorilla in his tree. He calls Animal Control where they tell him not to worry the gorilla escaped from the zoo and they will send someone over immediately.
Soon a van pulls up and an old man gets out carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, a pair of handcuffs and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
”Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up into the tree, and hit the gorilla with this baseball bat and then he will fall out of the tree. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the crotch and when he does you slap the handcuffs on him.”
”Great,” says the man. ”But what’s the gun for?”
”In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla — then shoot the damn dog.”
A man looks out his backyard window and sees a gorilla in his tree. He calls Animal Control where they tell him not to worry the gorilla escaped from the zoo and they will send someone over immediately.
Soon a van pulls up and an old man gets out carrying a small dog, a baseball bat, a pair of handcuffs and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
”Okay, here’s what we do. I’m going to go up into the tree, and hit the gorilla with this baseball bat and then he will fall out of the tree. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the crotch and when he does you slap the handcuffs on him.”
”Great,” says the man. ”But what’s the gun for?”
”In case I fall out of the tree instead of the gorilla — then shoot the damn dog.”
?? ;D
