Midweek Humor

[1whoscraps]

A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."

[Deleted]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[AnnaMatrix]

I've heard this one before, but it always makes me laugh!! Don't you just know kids really do say stuff like this!! Gail

[Basketlady]

I know my kids would say stuff like that all the time! I had a teacher once tell me, "I'll believe half of what they say about you if you believe half of what they say about me!" She is still my all time favorite teacher.

[craftygirl]

Funny!

And good advice to believe only half of what a kiddo says about his/her teacher!

Crafty girl

[Susan]

hhahahahaha - good one!!!

when my daughter {now 18} was a kindergartener I got a phone call on the 3rd day of school - asking me to stop by after pick-up.

OH MY - I was freaked out! Of course, assuming the worst!

When I finally got to school the teacher started giggling when I walked in with panic written all over my face. She assured me right away it was "no big deal" but she just had to tell me in person what my daughter had told during "share time".

The question for the children was "what does your family do for 'family time' during the week". I guess kids said they played games, they read bedtime stories, they went out to eat, and went on bike rides. NOPE - my daughter stood up an announced proudly...

"we get in mommy and daddys new big bathtub and have family bathtime!"

YIKES!

I quickly explained to the teacher that we were 3 weeks into our new house, and I wanted to give our Golden Retriever a bath in our big garden tub. Well - Sheffield was NOT used to being bathed indoors and slightly freaked out - but once you have a wet 90 pound dog you just sort of have to keep going, there's no changing plans! So we called for the kids - and our daughter was in charge of the pitcher, our son held the towels while my husband and I stood in the tub wrestling with the wet beast! Afterwards we were all soaking wet, and laughing hysterically! I announced "family time in the new bathtub - it's FUN!"

hahahahahah!!!! When I see that teacher still - we both giggle!

[AnnaMatrix]

Susan, !! Thank goodness her teacher has a sense of humor!! I'm sure most teachers have some great stories to tell! ;D Gail

[1whoscraps]

Susan you are so lucky to have such a great teacher, nowadays I think parent's are more scrutinzed, thank goodness she had a sense of humor

[Cat]

Oh My I have so many gray hairs from my youngest child's. I don't think a year went by I wasn't at school because of something he said.
Yes, even kinder-garden! His poor teacher called me to come to school one day. It seems a little girl announced that the stork was bring her a new baby that day. Well, Michael had helped his Grand paw pull calves and hatch off baby chicks since he could remember. He told the little girl a stork wasn't bring her new baby; for one thing a stork couldn't fly with a baby and for another babies were inside their mother's. He even explained the labor, the after birth and the whole ten yards. Try explaining that to an outraged grandparent, a stunned principal and a shaking teacher (who is having a hard -time trying to kept from howling with laughter much less keeping a straight face all the while standing where I was the only who could see her "rat")
Grandparent thought we were awful parents. Principal was stunned because he knew so much and was so matter-of-fact. (they said he sounded like a professor in a collage class room when he told them what he told the little girl) The teacher has known us even before Michael was born....so she was in stitches.
Just A FYI: Michael had figured out all of his information on his own; something I understand kids raised around farm animals tend to do.
him to pieces but Oh My! At least he has learned some tact now that his is grown.


Cat

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Oh, Cat! That's too funny!!!!!