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Post by 1whoscraps on Nov 7, 2011 10:49:46 GMT -5
An old geezer says to his buddy, "I hear you're getting married"
"Yes, I am!"
"Have I met her?"
"Nope!"
"Is she good looking?"
"Not especially."
"Can she cook?"
"Not really very well."
"Is she loaded?"
"Nope! Poor as a church mouse."
"Well, then, why do you want to marry her?"
"Because she still drives!"
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Post by AnnaMatrix on Nov 7, 2011 10:57:51 GMT -5
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Post by actos on Nov 7, 2011 11:21:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2011 11:32:02 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thank goodness the "old geezer" isn't marrying my MIL...she gave up her driver's license a few years back, much to everyone's relief!
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Post by Nikki on Nov 7, 2011 12:34:39 GMT -5
Hahaha!
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Post by animal on Nov 7, 2011 12:42:18 GMT -5
 Oh yeah!!!
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Post by Karen W on Nov 7, 2011 23:15:16 GMT -5
Karen
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Post by Susan on Nov 7, 2011 23:23:46 GMT -5
LOL! I copied and pasted this and sent it to Great Grandma's email account. She's 101 and just fell and tore her rotator cuff, so she's in the hospital side of the assisted living facility - but one of the nurses is printing off her emails each morning so she can stay in touch with the family. She just can't reply. But I figured this would give her a chuckle today!! Thanks for sharing Leslie!  |
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Post by Nikki on Nov 7, 2011 23:48:38 GMT -5
Aww Susan-sorry about Grandma's rotator cuff! I'm sure your e-mail will brighten her morning, for sure! Leslie, your efforts with these jokes reach all kinds of people outside the mb!  |
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Post by 1whoscraps on Nov 8, 2011 10:57:47 GMT -5
Thanks Guys..glad I can help spread a smile.
Susan - Tell your G-Gma we all wish her well. 101 is no easy feat.
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Post by Basketlady on Nov 8, 2011 17:50:41 GMT -5
Susan, I can send you all my MIL's emails. Does your Grandmother hate Obama, politics, Congress, the youth and fear crime? I'll be sure and put her on the distro list!
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