Friday Funny - A Test

[1whoscraps]

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes

So how did you do?

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Dec 16, 2011 10:24:45 GMT -5 1whoscraps said:

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are NOT that difficult. ...

So how did you do?

This is the only question that I answered correctly!
It's still early here in California...that's my excuse, and I'm sticking to it! ;D

[Cat]

Well I guess I failed.

1. You Don't.......it won't fit.

2. You still don't......because it won't fit and who wants an elephant in their refrigerator.

3. Dinosaur

4. You find the narrowest spot and build a bridge.

I think my failure at this test is I smart enough to know elephants and giraffe don't fit in refrigerators and I don't want one in it anyway. Therefore they can attend the conference; but I'm building a bridge just in case some of the crocodiles didn't get the memo about the conference.


cat

[Cat]

My DH, DS answers are

The same as mine until # 4

DS 4. take the elephant out of frig and get him to carry you across.

DH 4. take the elephant out of the frig and use the frig as a boat.


What can I can I say except.....the thinking of bunch of Engineers


cat

[Basketlady]

Cat, now you have me wondering what my boys would say. I'll ask them in the morning.

And I agree, neither an elephant OR a giraffe will fit in my refrigerator!

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Dec 16, 2011 15:32:55 GMT -5 Cat said:

...I think my failure at this test is I smart enough to know elephants and giraffe don't fit in refrigerators and I don't want one in it anyway. Therefore they can attend the conference; but I'm building a bridge just in case some of the crocodiles didn't get the memo about the conference.


cat