Monday Humor

[1whoscraps]

Well divas I hope you all had a great weekend.

Two guys are out in the woods hiking.

All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them. They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.

The first guy gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.

The second guy says, "What are you doing? He says, "I figure when the bear gets too close, we'll have to jump down and make a run for it." The second guy says, "Are you crazy? You can't outrun a bear"!

The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you…

[Susan]

hahahahahahaha...

I'm sending this one to my daughter!!! She's applied for a job/internship and it's down to TWO candidates. I told her all weekend long that she just needs to find one little thing to do that will edge her up in the final interview - like showing up with cookies! HAH

but now, I can tell her to show up with a bear, and her sneakers on!!!

HAHAHAHAH!

[AnnaMatrix]

Yup, sometimes you can't outrun the bear, but if you can outrun the competition... ;D Gail

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[cheerfulmom]

David Letterman had Jack Hanna on about a week ago and he used a variation of that joke. Jack Hanna had brought in a jaguar or some other animal from the big cat family and they placed it on Dave's desk with 2 handlers taking care of it. Dave and Jack were back a ways and off to the side and Jack told David not to make any sharp moves and Dave said that joke about not having to run fast, just faster than Jack Hanna.

Phyllis