Post by 1whoscraps on Jun 6, 2012 9:20:54 GMT -5
Girl Wisdom
One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills? You have 12 kids, but you don't really care.
What is the best way to forget your troubles? Wear tight clothes.
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn't wander, it leaves completely.
What happens when you leave an outfit hanging in your closet for a while? I shrinks two sizes.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day
One of the mysteries of life is that a two pound box of chocolates can make you gain five pounds.
What happens if you confuse your Valium with your birth control pills? You have 12 kids, but you don't really care.
What is the best way to forget your troubles? Wear tight clothes.
Why is it harder to lose weight as you get older? Because by that time your body and your fat have become really good friends.
My mind doesn't wander, it leaves completely.
What happens when you leave an outfit hanging in your closet for a while? I shrinks two sizes.
It's nice to live in a small town, because if you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
I read some article which said that the symptoms of stress are impulse buying, eating too much and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's what I call a perfect day
