Post by 1whoscraps on Jun 13, 2012 10:01:22 GMT -5
Instructions on how to wash your toilet
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will begin to self agitate and make ample suds. Ignore any loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse" cycle.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between you and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you possibly can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the room and hastly run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
1. Put both lids up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will begin to self agitate and make ample suds. Ignore any loud noises, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse" cycle.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between you and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far back as you possibly can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the room and hastly run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will now be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
